Are YOU a Weeaboo?

[x] You've seen at least one anime.

[x] You've read at least one manga.

[ ] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.

[ ] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.

[ ] You're in anime club.

[ ] You've cosplayed at least once.

[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.

[ ]  You cosplay in public.

[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.

[ ] You cosplayed there.

[ ] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there.

[x] You like Japanese food.

[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.

[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.

[ ] You've made bento lunch.

[ ] You've made a charabento.

[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis.

[ ] You've actually been to Japan.

[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.

[x] You're learning/know Japanese.

[ ]  You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.

[ ] You have Japanese blood.

[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.

[ ] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.

[ ] You claim you're married to said fictional character.

[ ] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.

[ ] You call all cartoons anime.

[ ] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you.

[ ] You call characters by their original Japanese names.

[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling

[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.

[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.

[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.

[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.

[ ] You listen to J-music.

[ ] Exclusively.

[ ] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".

[ ] You can name all the Vocaloids.

[ ] WITHOUT looking it up.

[x] You liked Hetalia. (at some point)

[ ] You think Japan is the best character.

[ ] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.

[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.

[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.

[ ] To refer to yourself.

[ ] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.

[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.

[ ] Legally. (uhmmmmm just... why??)

[ ] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.

[ ] You want to name your kid after an anime character.

[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.

[ ] You've had it done.

[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.

[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.

[ ] You use memes in daily conversation.

[ ] You watch abridged series.

[ ] You get most of the jokes.

[ ] You use tildes while typing~

[ ] You use Japanese emoticons. ʘ‿ʘ

[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.

[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.

[ ] You're not.

[ ] You're not even Asian.

[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.

[ ] And you're not even Japanese.

[ ] People call you a weeaboo.

[ ] You prefer the term otaku.

[ ] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.

[ ] You want to date a Japanese person.

[ ] No other nationality will do.

[ ] You watch Naruto.

[ ] You wear the headbands.

[ ] Every day.

[ ] You're bitching at me because they're properly called "forehead protectors".

[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.

[ ] You act out scenes from the show.

[ ] FFVII is the best game ever.

[ ] Sephiroth is yours.

[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.

[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!1

[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note. (I could kill off all the people who said yes to the last question)

[ ] Touhou rocks your life.

[ ] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.

[ ] Vic Mignogna is God.

[ ] It's seiyu, not voice actor.

[ ] You use Gratuitous Japanese all the time.

[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.

[ ] The only thing you draw is anime.

[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.

[ ] All your friends also like anime.

[ ] You want to become a mangaka.

[ ] In Japan.

[ ] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.

[ ] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn".

[ ] You write fanfics for English class.

[ ] Yaoi fanfics.

[ ] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls.

[ ] Everyone says you have no life.

[x] And it's true.

Score: 10

0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.

10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.

20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.

30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.

40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.

50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.

60-70: Weeaboo.

70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!

80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!1

91-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!

101: Insane asylum tiems.